Drunken Antics

Seeing as Watermelon has disappeared to Scarborough for the weekend for the sole purpose of drinking till she destroys her liver I have decided that today's blog post the 10 of the most stupid things myself and watermelon have done whilst under the influence of alcohol.

1.Become possessive of a stick and proceed to attack anyone who tried to take the stick away
2.Cry about not being able to eat pepperoni pizza because my (sort of) boyfriend was vegetarian and then I wouldn't be able to kiss him
3.Make a disgusting punch from left over shit mixes and throw on the floor because "the floor also needed a drink"
4.Throw up all over the bathroom floor, remove all clothes and getting into our friend's sisters bed (the only room in the house we were banned from)
5.Running down the road to hunt for a taxi that had not yet arrived and shouting taxi (it was the very early morning so not sure the neighbors were too happy)
6.Getting ridiculously drunk at a family gathering and following an unknown male to have a wee at the side of the road on the return journey losing shoe in the process
7.Being the cause of one of your oldest friends cheating on their significant other by kissing them repeatedly
8.Testing sexuality on a random male in a club whose name you never even found out
9.Go to ex-boyfriends party. Get really angry at friend who is trying to get on it with ex. Proceed to try and seduce ex-boyfriend even though he insists its a bad idea. Scream at friend "he's not yours he's mine". (at least one my other friends stopped me from sleeping with him...)
10.Sleep with female friend. Come out as bisexual. Becomes one of the reason that female friend is now no longer a friend

So there you have it 10 of the most stupid ridiculous things that me and watermelon have done whilst drunk. I can definitely say I am the furthest thing from proud of the things that I have done that are on this list and I am certain that's also how Watermelon feels.

However these seem to not be a deterrent when present with a new opportunity to get shit faced as well always get completely off our heads if we can. Maybe that's why there are many more incidents that could have been added to this list but alas I decided to only list 10 (10 is such a nice number).

How many of you guys reading have crazy drunken stories you can tell
Maybe leave a comment of yours?

Laters alligators
Pineapple (and Watermelon kinda) xx