Poem to Watermelon

There was a young girl called Watermelon
Who ended up being a felon
When she went in a shop
And stole a top
And was caught on a Security camera

So little melon was sent to jail
Because of her fail
And ended up meeting Pineapple
Who had be caught in a chapel
Graffiting on the walls

Jail is a bitch for most
As it turns the weak ones to toast
So Watermelon would surely not survive
But Pineapple took pity and so did strive
To make sure she didnt conk out

The act of kindness surely stood out
Among the lowlifes around about
So they we bunched together
Forever and ever
Even if its not what they wanted

But best friends they became
In that pit of such shame
And they would stay friends for life
Until one day when Watermelon would meet her wife
Buts that a different story altogether


You better never replace me bitch or i'll get you!
Love you
Pineapple